Aliens In Rio

February 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Tommy Girl and his roboladies are currently spreading their fakery all over Brazil! I’m guessing Tommy is in town to promote that Nazi comedy nobody cares about. Oh and he’s also sampling the local sausage at every Peenascaria in town.

If Tommy would stop waving at everyone like he’s the damn president of gay troll land (which he is), he’d notice that Suri is tired of this fuckery. And I wish someone would punch Stepford Katie in her hard drive so she’d wake up out of screensaver mode and see that Suri is trying to stop the madness. No, instead they dragged Suri to the beach for some more photo-ops!

Tommy, Suri, Katie and a million bodyguards went to a beach that is only open to military families. Suri watched the children play, Tommy continued to be a creepy gnome and Katie started to go near the water, but realized it could electrocute her system so she backed off.

Tags: Nicole Kidman, Suri Suri, TomKat

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