My chola cousin’s coochie beats for Morrissey, The Smiths and all those other whores, so when she sees this shit, bitches better duck under a table. Chola pussy explosion!
In the inner sleeve of his single for “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris,” Morrissey and his band almost give us the full monty. Unfortunately, there’s some kind of circular thing covering their peens. I forgot what those things are called. They look familiar, but my memory escapes me. And I don’t know how those black moon things are staying up. If Morrissey’s wang is holding that shit up by itself, then he’s a lot more talented than I thought. I bet he can make it spin.
I just he would quit teasing and show it all. I don’t know whether to sing “Now my no-no is full of six inches….” or “Now my no-no is full of eight inches…..” I need to know.
Enough of this talk. The possibly NSFWish pic is after the jump. You know, I feel like I’m closer to Morrissey now that I’ve seen his speedo tan. JUMP!!!