Hot Slut Of The Day!
January 31, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Bacon Man! – Why hello there everyone! I’d like to introduce you to my future husband. He’s everything you could want in a husband. He won’t talk back and he’s made out of bacon! The last quality seals the fucking deal. Bacon Man was created by a woman named NetDiva. Visit this site to make your very own. You’ll need bacon, wooden sticks and a lot of fucking booze. Actually, you’ll probably need to get wasted beforehand, because that’s the only way you’ll make this shit.
Bacon Man is almost complete. He’s only missing a bacon peen. And no, I wouldn’t fuck Bacon Man. Or would I? I wouldn’t! Or would I? I wouldn’t! Okay, I’d only let him give me a grease facial, but that’s it!
Thanks Pluto
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