Vadge Is Coming! Vadge Is Coming!

January 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Lady Vadge will flee her native England and return to America with her kids in tow. It’s Christmas again in the UK! The Evening Standards says Vadge has temporarily won the right to take Rocco and David to NYC. That shit will become forever permanent in a couple of weeks.

Vadge and Guy Ritchie were divorced a couple of months ago, but never decided on where the kids will live. Guy apparently wanted the boys to continue to go to school in England, but Vadge wanted them with her in NYC. Vadge won. She always wins!

A source close to the situation said, “Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks. Everything is going well. It’s pretty amicable at the moment. Things are progressing. There was a issue about where the children should live but that has been decided in Madonna’s favor.”

This sounds like a wonderful decision. Who needs a father around anyway? I grew up without my father around all the time and I turned out beautifully. Yes, I regularly cry in my shower wondering why my daddy left me, but other than that, I’m totally normal.

And I feel like both of our governments should have worked together on this. Since we’re getting Vadge back, England should have to take one of our useless celebwhores. Parasite Hilton is there right now! Keep her. Oh and keep Vadge’s accent too.

Tags: Madonna, Paris Hilton, Your Face Scares Me, Your Vagina Is Large

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