Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

January 30, 2009 / Posted by:

By now you’ve heard the story about the lady, who isn’t a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I’m not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman’s mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.

This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn’t been much mention of the octuplets’ daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents’ Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.

The baby machine’s mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their “big house” will be hard, but Angela’s husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.

This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don’t know the whole story, but DAMN!

You know what’s going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there’s a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!

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