Rumer Is Complete

January 30, 2009 / Posted by:

I was going through these pictures of Tater Head at the Push premiere with some tricks and it hit me like a stale potato pancake! Bitch needs some gorgeous chola eyebrows to transform her from a buttery potato to the cholita goddess of my dreams! Rumer has finally come into her own thanks to Photoshop and some Sharpie eyebrows I jacked from some low-budget chola. This is the Rumer she was meant to be!

Now what should her chola name be? La Tater Girl? Las Fritas? Actually, Rumer is already a fucking chola name.

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