Pop out the Raid and put on your insect-stopping boots, Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi are back in the news. Before we get into it. I can’t lie. I’d let Adnan stick the tip in and rotate. I know, but it’s Friday night and I’m buzzin’ it (as my chola cousin would say).
Anyitssuckstobealoneandhorny, TMZ says Brit Brit’s lawyers skipped over to the court this morning to get a restraining order keeping Landing Strip and Sam. Daddy Spears and that Wallet dude think that those two roaches tried to sabotage Brit’s conservatorship “in a way that would be extremely harmful to her.” Daddy Spears also got a restraining order against a lawyer bitch named Jon Eardley. Jon apparently helped Sam to attack the conservatorship. Why do I picture them in G.I. Joe costumes chasing Daddy Spears with paint ball guns?
A source also said that Brit Brit said she is afraid of Sam and Adnan and wants them both in jail. They probably wouldn’t mind sharing the same cell since I always had the feeling they were fingering each other’s glazed donut holes.
Basically, Daddy Spears is doing the job he is getting paid to do. He should treat himself to an extra lap dance at the Spearmint Rhino in Torrance. You know he totally visits that classy establishment.
And writing about these two fucktards really makes me reminisce about the old days. Sometimes I still sit on the toilet wondering what ever happened to Carla and London the pooch. Someone really needs to do a documentary on this shit. Passengers On The Cheetotrain to Crazy: Where Are They Now?