KFed and his girl piece, who always looks like she’s on her way to high school volleyball practice, left a bowling alley last night and found their SUV covered in dollars. That skanky ass SUV was probably selling $1 blow jobs in the parking lot. It fucks for money just like its owner.
Seriously, the paps thought it was be really heeeeeelarious to throw some dollar bills on KFed’s windshield. Those pappies must be Richie Riches, because I don’t know who is throwing bills around like that in this economy.
You know KFed drove to the nearest MACDonald’s (that’s what my mom calls it) and bought everything on the dollar menu times two. He might have bought his girlfriend something too. He really should have taken that money to buy some damn clothes so he can quite stealing shit from Queen Latifah’s closet.