Alan Cumming Thinks President Obama Has A Big One

January 30, 2009 / Posted by:

First of all, no, that’s not Rumer Willis with some 5 o’clock tater fuzz. I thought the same thing at first. It’s Alan Cumming and he’s here to discuss our new president’s peen size. I had this same conversation with a friend last week over cocktails and empanadas. He asked me what I thought Obama was twirling with. I gave a side-eye, took a sip of my Sea Breeze and then asked myself if this was inappropriate or not. I shrugged it off and said to myself, “He has a peen too!” and delivered my prediction to my friend. Alan Cumming also discussed what his peendar reported with New York Magazine at some book party last night in NYC.

Alan said, “I’d like to see Obama naked. I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size.

Dr. Peen-It-All went on to say, “So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. “Well, just look at him (Obama). Just the way he’s so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself. Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.

Now I know what that old queen thinks about when he lays awake at night. Damn. I’m surprised Alan didn’t bust out pie charts, sketches and a damn model he made himself out of melted down dildos. But he did use the word “elegant” and I give him half a gold star for that one.

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