Spitzle The Clown Gives Me Day Terrors

January 29, 2009 / Posted by:

I’ve been here the whole time, as you went about your business of closing up for the night. A few more minutes, and you’ll be asleep.”

There’s a dark place on the internet where a clown named Spitzle is waiting for you. You know, I’ve never been scared of clowns, but I’m finding myself trying to hold the pee pee in while I go through his website and read all his captions. I’m sharing this with you, because I know some of you get mud butt every time you see a clown. It’s time to conquer your fears and pay Spitzle a visit.

And if any of you are friends with the woman below. Send her the link to Spitzle’s terror house every minute on the minute.

VIA Urlesque

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