Morning Wood

January 29, 2009 / Posted by:

This is what happened to Baby JanePopbytes

Gentlemen, prepare the c-word! Heather Mills compared herself to Hilary ClintonHoly Moly!

So I guess Jakey isn’t happy about the $15 a day thing – Videogum

Orlando Bloom looks like Gene Simmons’ long-lost son – Celebitchy

Tony Romo might have cheated on Jessica (insert the “he was sick of her rolls slapping him in the stomach” jokes) – Socialite Life

Kelly Clarkson has taken down Little Miss Cheetoling! – SOW

Stephanie Meyer has killed her leaky novel – I’m Not Obsessed

Basically, Melody Morales was way too elegant for the job and they knew it – Guanabee

I don’t know what Keri Russell is talking about. “Always” was her greatest work – ICYDK

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