Mickey Rourke has a face only the inside of a toilet could love, but beasts need affection too. Once you put the constant dry heaving in check, Mickey probably knows how to do that shit right. I mean, he had to have learned something from 9 1/2 Weeks, right?
Well, Evan Rachel Wood thinks she’s too fucking good for Chowderface Rourke. Miss My Twatty Lips Are Made Out Of Fine Crystal is pretty much offended by the rumors that she’s licking on Mickey’s pork rind peen. She told Rolling Stone, “I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.”
Mickey didn’t queef in her ear, so why she so mad at him? Or maybe he did and that’s why she feels disrespected? Whatever. You know, I felt disrespected when I watched her butcher a few Beatles songs, but I smoked a bowl, slapped my a-hole and got over it. She should do the same.
And this bitch is delusional for sticking her nose up at Mickey when she has sucked on Marilyn Manson’s baby powder-covered skelepeen. I’d take Mickey’s stretched out mug over Marilyn Manson’s anything any day.