Run for the fucking exit! Elisabeth Hasselcrack just announced on The View that she is carrying her third Babypublican (insert ten million Kanye points here). Elisabeth said she just found out last month and she’s due sometime in August. I’m almost certain that Satan is the father of this one. Well, Satan or Ann Coulter, but that’s the same thing. Seriously, let’s all pack our dildos and head for Mars. Another Hasselcrack will soon land on Earth!!!!!!
January 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K