A baked beans museum has opened in Port Talbot, South Wales! No, that’s not Benji Madden with a mystic tan. It’s Captain Beany and he has turned a room in his house into the first ever museum dedicated to the tiny fart makers. We should all quit this bitch and move to South Wales to open up a TUMS museum next to that shit. Or maybe an UnderEZ museum.
For the record, I can only eat baked beans over a hot dog and covered with melted cheese. But that’s the only way I can eat most things.