Here’s some new pictures of Chester’s favorite little Cheetoling from her official website of her practicing her “sexy awesome moves y’all” for her “I Know Karate & Karazy” world tour. If those sweats were any lower, I’d see her Cheetodingles.
You know, I tried to get tickets for that shit, but I need to be on the floor so I can fully take in all her Cheetoness. Most of the floor is standing only! Eff the fuck that! Standing is my least favorite thing to do. I’m one of those dudes that have been known to piss sitting down, because I’m too lazy to stand for 5 seconds. Even for Brit Brit. And I was totally going to make her a bouquet made out of Slim Jims.
So this is an open post where you can talk about Brit Brit’s Cheetodingles or whatever the fuck your little black heart desires.