Ooooooh shit! On last night’s Nip/Tuck, Jennifer Coolidge returned as a ghetto-fied white rapper named Hot Coco with a track called YO STINK. It really should’ve been called I STOLE YO TRACK, because this shit was straight out of Wendy Ho’s precious cunt. Same gorgeous hair. Same elegant ensembles. Same everything. But Wendy Ho did it first.
This hurts like hard constipation, because Jennifer Coolidge is a bitch that can make me laugh so hard until I punch myself in the throat. But Wendy Ho has this. In a rusty razor fight: Wendy would come out with not one new scratch on her body. Hot Coco better cover her face in Vaseline, because Wendy Ho is coming after her.
You be the Judge Judy. Above is Hot Coco’s Yo Stink and below is Wendy Ho’s Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse. Ring-a-ling-a-ling!