Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling with it, and after a few indoor accidents, stopped allowing it in the house. The poor pup now spends half its time completely alone in the backyard, sometimes without food and water for the day if the owner forgets about it. The other half of the time, it’s left in a kennel while the owner travels. (Blind Gossip)

The list is long for this one. Aubrey Ho’Day? Blake Lively? RiRi? Brit Brit?

Which married Oscar winner was caught pants- down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray. (Gatecrasher)

Helen Mirren, how could you? Sean Penn’s face first hit me when I read this shit, but it could also be Cuba Gooding Jr.? And that is one damn dumb waitress for bringing drinks into a closet.

This celebrity couple has been together for a few years now. They have at least one child together. Earlier in their relationship, she had an affair, a baby was born, and the couple continued their relationship. As the child gets older, however, it is becoming more and more apparent that the child very strongly resembles the fling. In fact, if you compare the photos of the celebrity child to childhood photos of the fling, they look like two peas in a pod. And, yes, the fling is a celebrity too, although not as high profile as the celebrity couple. (Blind Gossip)

Xenu tells me to guess Tommy, Katie and Chris Klein?

This star tweener actress very recently had a procedure done which avoided the need for a shotgun wedding or awkward questions when doing her next press tour. It also probably saved her the explanation to her current boyfriend about why the baby was not going to look like him. (CDAN)

I was about to guess Jamie Lynn Spears, but then I got to the “press tour” part. That bitch don’t work. Who is Miley Miley, Alex?

I guess older teenagers couldn’t be found. This B list actress from a hit network drama and A list name recognition has been telling everyone that her latest boytoy is 21. To her closest friends she has admitted he is actually 19. This despite the fact she is in her late 30’s. It probably wouldn’t be an issue except for the fact that she knows that he is actually only 17. Oh, and to make it extremely cliche he is her pool boy and not a guy about to graduate from college as she has told everyone else. (CDAN)

Brenda Walsh? She better keep her young piece away from that skank Kelly.

(Thanks to Erin for picture)

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