They Were Just Bonding Again

January 27, 2009 / Posted by:

When Evan Rachel Wood broke it off with corpse lizard Marilyn Manson, there were rumors that she comforted herself by licking on Mickey Rourke’s ham scramble face. She denied that shit by saying they “bonded” while making The Wrestler (Evan plays his angsty daughter) and are just good friends. Well, it looks like they are still bonding….with their mouths.

FoxNews says that after the S(L)AG Awards on Sunday, 21-year-old Evan and 56-year-old Mickey were tongue fighting outside of the Four Seasons Hotel. Some witness person said that after they finished killing the flowers and plants around them by kissing, they went upstairs together.

Who can blame Evan for not being able to resist The Mickey? You see that face and all you want to do is just sit on it! Mostly because your precious eyebrows start burning off if you look at Mickey’s hatchet face too long, so you just have to sit on it to stop the pain.

And I’d totally hit it, because I’m curious as to what the peen looks like now. My peendar doesn’t work on Mickey. When I try to imagine what the dick is like, my peendar shuts down and gives me a 404 error. His dick probably looks like a pork rind.

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