The Twin Messiahs Surface In Tokyo!

January 27, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re in Tokyo and wondering why all the cherry blossoms are suddenly in full bloom, it’s because the twin deities float amongst you Quick! Bottle up the air and sell it on eBay! Authentic twin messiah oxygen!

You can tell that the twins have never seen peons before, “Mommy Saint, why is everyone so dull and not sparkly shiny like us?” Or maybe the twins are just transfixed by a platter of cupcakes? And why do I really want Knox to shine my shoes while performing a jaunty song and dance number?

The entire holy family caused heart attacks and made bitches spontaneously combust when they arrived in Tokyo today. The entire family! Even the one they had a while ago. You know, the one who lives in an ivory tower, has skin made out of blessed snow and is growing her golden hair out so that someone can climb up to give her some attention? Yeah, that one. She was there too!

And I always knew Maddox was a Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta fan. That furry hat on his head is an homage to Kim Zolciak’s road kill wig. His looks more realistic……and he knows it.

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