The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 26th!

January 27, 2009 / Posted by:

After the twister dumped his truck on the Wicked Squirrel of the East, Billy Bob put on the magical ruby flannel and followed the yellow dirt road. – JeanM

Runners-up:

Yeah, I threw the truck up there…WITH MY DICK. – johnnysgirl

Call the Fire Department!! There’s a pussy stuck in the street! – Provolone

“Bubba” Sullenberger was always trying to compete with his older brother “Sully”. – Starvis

Thanks LF

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