Open Post: Hosted By Avril Lavigne
January 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
This shit really looks like a Wet Seal store from 1994 exploded all over a super plus tampon. It’s just the motherfucking punk rock tardess Avil Lavigne wearing her new line of short bus clothes for Kohl’s called “Abbey Dawn.” Abbey Dawn is Doucheanese for “Look like a special needs hooker.”
This bitch suffers from the Wonky McValtrex disorder known as “still dressing like you’re fucking 12.” Avril should just stop trying and go retire on a maple syrup far or something. Her career has already reach its peak when she released the epic punk rock masterpiece that is SK8R BOI.
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