NBC Is Not Okay With Veggie Porn

January 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

So that’s why the asparagus I had last night smelled a little like period jelly?

This Super Bowl ad from Peta has been banned by NBC because they felt it was way too sexy. They issued Peta a long list of shit they have a problem with. Here’s an example: “asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina.” Heather Mills just busted one after reading that.

Peta should air this shit on E! instead. They obviously don’t have a problem with chicks rubbing their bodies on a vegetable (i.e. Girls Next Door).

Watching this shit really just makes me want to make dirty love to a delicious steak. I mean, some of the vegetables choices left my ass area twitching in pain. What is she going to do with that pumpkin? Forty five minutes later, she waddled into the emergency room screaming, “I accidentally fell on a pumpkin and it got suck in me vag!”

And when it comes to commercials involving vegetable fucking, this one still reigns supreme:

Tags: Yeah Okay

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