Pants are for looooosers. A real slut shows off her smilin’ snatch so others can smile back or frown at it, in this case.
That beat down, raggedy, hot weasel known as Russell Brand left a club in London last night with these two winners who look like they just crawled out of the toilet on the Rock of Love Bang Bus. The three Cumsketeers all shuffled back to Russell’s whore palace at 3am for a cheese tasting….on his dick. And these two hookers will provide the crab crackers!
For real, what is wrong with pants? If the Jane Fonda workout video extra thinks wearing no pants will provide easier access, she’s wrong. She still has to pull that shit to the side and hold it. Her friend has the right idea. She just has to lift and spread. Much easier access. And you can breath easy knowing these two didn’t catch pneumonia from the cold. Their genital warts kept them nice and toasty.