When these pictures of HoHan looking like a greasy chicken bone came out over the weekend, everyone figured she was forgetting to do a little thing called EATING. Her spokeswhore responded to that shit by telling Page Six, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”
Stress?! Yeah, it’s really stressful trying to figure out if you’re going to wear the black leggings…or the black leggings. All that stress! I’m surprised she’s not going around punching baby squirrels in the stomach. You know, all that stress makes you crazy.
And yes, HoHan’s meals consist of roasted cooch, coke pilaf, mashed Adderall with meth gravy, but they are still considered full meals! And she washes it all down with a cup of liquid protein (aka vodka). YES, vodka is chock-full of protein! A mixologist told me and they are pretty much doctors, right?