A History Lesson From MiserAlba

Blog fight! Last week or so, MiserAlba acted like a know-it-all mega cunt (rose ceremony shocking, right?) to some reporter during an event in DC. She asked him some question about Obama and he didn’t want to answer, because he said he’s a journalist. A better answer would have been, “I’m a business woman!”

MiserAlba didn’t like the journalist’s response and told him to “be neutral – be Sweden about it.” TMZ later called her a “ditz” for saying Sweden instead of Switzerland.

Also last week, MiserAlba called Bill O’Reilly an a-hole. Bill responded by basically saying she was a dumb fuck, but he used the word “misguided” instead.

Well, MiserAlba blogged all about it.

Last week, Mr. Bill O’Reilly and some really classy sites (i.e.TMZ) insinuated I was dumb by claiming Sweden was a neutral country. I appreciate the fact that he is a news anchor and that gossip sites are inundated with intelligent reporting, but seriously people…it’s so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland. Check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_during_World_War_II if you want to see what I was referring to. I appreciate the name calling and the accurate reporting. Keep it up!!

TMZ put on their sarcasm gloves and typed out this response to her: “She is absolutely correct. Sweden was a neutral country … 60 years ago. We apologize for not considering the political climate of the world in 1942 when we suggested she may have meant, ‘Be Switzerland’ — a country that is currently neutral.” ZING! BANG! POP!

I’m learning more shit about WWII from MiserAlba and TMZ than I did during two years of world history. Or was it three years? I don’t know. I was asleep through most of that shit. I would’ve ditched, but I loved watching my world history teacher eat toothpaste before and after each class. One time he caught me saying, “Ewwww. He’s doing it again.” He shouted at me, “Do you know how much gum and mints cost?! I’m a teacher not a contractor!” That was hot.

All this talk about Sweden has me craving Ikea Swedish meatballs. Or as MiserAlba would call them “neutral balls.”

And I must share with you my favorite comment on MiserAlba’s blog about her response. It comes from this dude and it pretty much sums up everything: “i really don’t know who u are or what u doing here but u really hottt girl….”

Why don’t I ever get comments like that?!