Shocking: Shauna Sand Walking Barefoot!!

January 26, 2009 / Posted by:

The Empress of Lucite’s powers have reached a new zenith! Shauna Sand was able to float above the sand without her exquisite lucite heels! I mean, she must have had a lucite pussy plug in her precious oyster, because how else would this be possible? Lucite is her oxygen. And you should also know that these pictures were taken in the dead of night in Miami. But when the most gorgeous woman in the world came outside, the sun peeked out to get one more glimpse of perfection.

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