Queen, Is That You?

January 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Oh, shit. For a quick second I thought that was Cleo from Set It Off walking the beach in St. Lucia with Gargamel’s sexier twin Amy Wino. I got excited, because a big bad lezzie is exactly what Wino needs in her life. They will smack you in the teeth and kick you in the crotch bone with their Timberlands if you fuck around. They don’t play.

A while ago, I was getting gross at some bar with a dude who was not my boyfriend at the time. My bull dyke friend grabbed me by the hair and dragged me out of the bar. She told me to take my slutty ass home and stick my asshole under the tub faucet if I wanted some action. That shit turned me on. I would’ve become her woman right then and there, but she threw me in a cab.

That’s the kind of butch love Wino needs. When she’s about to suck on the bad shit pipe, she needs a butchie friend to yank her by the crack nest and beat the fuckery out of her.

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