Katie’s Nipple Situation At the SAGGYs

January 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Tommy’s robobeard presented the award for Best Actor at the SAG Awards last night, because they felt bad for not honoring her emotional and raw performance in Mad Money. Stepford Katie once again tried to do her best Posh impersonation and failed miserably. She looks more like my friend Armando trying to dress as Posh for Halloween using shit he bought at TJ Maxx. Piss Posh.

Posh would never go outside her house with a traumatized nipple situation. Katie’s nipples were trying to find the exit and weren’t working together as a team. One was heading for the north and the other was going south. They were seizing the moment because Tommy wasn’t around trying to use his alien powers to turn one nip into David Beckham’s peen the other into Will Smith’s. Seriously, that’s like his dream come true. That way he can just bounce back and forth on Katie’s titties like a pink gay bunny!

Katie’s roboboobies were also freaking out in all the chaos. Katie needed to hit Control + Alt + Delete and then reboot her micronips.

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