Introducing Martin Louis The King Jr! Address Him As Such!

January 26, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

It was hard for me to watch this Kanye vblog, because I’m used to him shouting and throwing exclamation points at me like they’re ninja stars. I’ve already trained my eyes to cross while squinting so I can easily read his rants and now he does this shit?! He’s throwing me off.

Kanye came to us from “Pairee” where he was showing his new line of sneakers for Louis Vuitton. A massive ego for your feet! Now, Kanye thinks his new works of art are so perfect that we should all address him as “Martin Louis the King Jr.” I don’t know if I can do that. It just doesn’t roll smoothly off my tongue. Can’t we just address him as Bitch Bogus? Or Squid Brains? Or THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT? Or Be Great?

And I could never sleep in a hotel room like that. That shit looks like it has really old and mean ghosts hiding around in there. It doesn’t bother Kanye, because his monster ego scares off all evil!

Here’s Kanye last week with Marc-ey Brewster at the Louis Vuitton show.

Tags: Kanye West

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