Page Six says Mah Boo Anderson Cooper recently got off (just jizzed my pants) on a plane in DC and patiently waited for his “attractive Hispanic friend” to also get off (jizz, take two). Mah Boo sat in the front of the plane (in foxy class, of course) while his “friend” sat in the back. I feel like this is code for something really kinky and sexy (jizz, take three, stand by).
Who cares if Mah Boo made his piece sit in the back. I’d crawl into a damn dog kennel and risk hypothermia by riding in cargo during winter times if Mah Boo was waiting for me at the terminal. Even if he giggled at my frostbitten lips and frozen over eyeball, I’d still nuzzle against his silver carpet (you choose which one). Fuck, I’d even hold on to the damn plane wing like Endora on Bewitched did.