DePandasAss Has Accomplished Something In Life!

January 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Giuliana DePandasAss (or Giuliana RANCID) managed to accomplish something last night. She managed to gross me out more than Brangie. That is an achievement. That panda caca-brained bitch should not be holding a microphone anywhere. She should be sitting in the corner with a huge DUNCE cap on her head while Ryan Gaycrest spoon feeds her tapioca pudding.

At last night’s BRANGIE LOSE AGAIN AWARDS (YAY!!!), DePandasAss separately interviewed the holy couple. Brad Pitt and St. Angie probably agreed to grace E! with their presence because the yappy gay chihuahua known as Gaycrest was not around. Instead, they got to talk to the town idiot Giuliana.

You know, if St. Angie was staring at me with her haughty ass face, silently judging me, I wouldn’t ask stupid questions like, “What has Brad taught you about life?” DUMB FUCK WHORE! Doesn’t Giuliana know that St. Angie is the one that does the teaching in that family? She’s the all-knowing one. I would’ve asked that bitch, “Why are you being so uncool right now, you gross bitch?!” But Giuliana is only capable of asking the questions that are fed into her earpiece. And DePandasAss wasn’t even fazed by St. Angie trying to stun her with death blinks. No, DePandasAss’ shield of stupidity was able to block that shit.

And then when it was Brad’s turn to throw mind rocks at the biggest fucktard on the red carpet, he was asked, “Does Angie’s beauty ever get old.” MORON! The answer to your stupid question was standing in front of you seconds ago. YES, DePandasAss, the beauty is OLD.

Anyway, here’s these two at the SAG Awards last night. Yes, Angie is wearing another hospital gown designed by Ambien. The one she wears to every damn awards show. In different colors, of course.

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