How Old Is This Bitch With John Cleese?

January 25, 2009 / Posted by:

If you haven’t come across this story yet, just guess how old the ho holding the asthma inhaler is? If you guessed mid-40s, then tickle your nipple as a reward. After you’re done with that, telekinetically send this bitch mind slaps to the face, because she’s telling everyone she’s 27! Her IMDB page lists her birthday as 1981. The Daily Mail got a hold of her birth records which state she’s really 45.

“ComedienneBarbie Orr (real name: Kristine Reinhard) is currently fucking on 69-year-old John Cleese while he’s going through a filthy divorce from his wife of 16 years. Friends say he’s all depressed and shit because he has to pay his ex £1million a year in alimony. One friend also added that John started doing sexy times with younger chicks as a “fuck you” to his ex-wife. His ex-wife is the one who is cackling since John thought he was tickling 27-year-old snatch. The friend went on to say that finding out his girlfriend is a fake ass bitch is the last thing he needs. The friend should also take John to get his eyeballs rotated and deep cleaned, because he actually believed this bitch is 27.

John should’ve realized he was dealing with a batshit crazy famewhoring bitch when she told a newspaper about his pepaw peen. This is what she said: “You know, they’re normally saggy down there, but he really has a nice package. He takes a lot of vitamin supplements and eats really well and he works out. His arms are really muscular and he still has amazing legs. He’s had his teeth all re-done and he recently got hair plugs to cover the bald patches at the front.”

So why is Barbie lying about her age? Apparently, ever since she’s been dating John Cleese, she’s gotten a few roles in shit like Desperate (key word) Housewives and other shit. Barbie thinks that if she reveals her real age, her career will be flushed down the toilet for good. When the Daily Mail confronted her about the lie-telling, she said, “This will be career suicide for me if you print that. Please leave out my age – age is a huge thing to pass. It stays for ever. I am a quiet, cheerful, fun person. Print 35 if that makes them feel better. . . but not 45!

Every whore in Hollywood lies their age, but this hobag got greedy and scratched off 18 fucking years! Who does she think she is? Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Barbie doesn’t look bad for her age, but there’s no way she can pass for 27. I mean, she could easily be Vadge’s hand-double. Her lips say she’s 27, but her hands say she’s a crypt keeper.

If you care, the Daily Mail has more pictures of 27-year-old (in Kim Zolciak years) Barbie.


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