I woke up this morning craving an acid tab, but I don’t need to go there anymore thanks to The Killers new video for “Spaceman!” This is the kind of shit I would’ve come up with when I was 7-years-old after playing with my Barbie, He-Man, She-Ra and My Little Pony dolls together in the backyard. I think they all make cameos in this video in some form or another. This is seriously like The Wiz meets Mad Max meets American Apparel and not in a sexy way.
You know, I would pull the lint out of Brandon Flower’s belly button with my ass lips, but that “Venger from Dungeons & Dragons goes to a gay Mardi Gras party” has left me destroyed. But I do thank Brandon for keeping my round velcro mit from the 80s safe on his crotch.