Even 26-year-old rising fashion stars who designed Michelle Obama’s inauguration dress punch us in the heart by using “over the moon.” Yes, Jason Wu told the New York Times, “I was over the moon. I know I am an unusual choice for a first lady. I didn’t think it was my turn yet.”
When can we throw the phrase “over the moon” over the moon so it can never return. Isn’t the moon sick of whores jumping over it? What about “over the dildo”? Or “over the peen”? Or “over the Spaghetti Cat“? Or “over Kristie Alley’s bare nalgas“? Anything!