Things You Didn’t Need To Know: Sanjaya Would Pose Naked

January 23, 2009 / Posted by:

I know that’s a picture of Sanjaya’s sister, but if he were to pose nude, his picture would look a lot like this. But with more pubies on the face and a lot more Sanjayaness (aka fiiiiierceness) in the eyes. Now, you can go ahead and file this post under: “things you never wanted to know about Sanjaya but were told anyway.”

On Howard Stern’s (via MarksFriggin) show the other day, Sanjaya said he would gladly show off his peenjaya and his sangina but only in a “classy way.” That means he wants to be laying on a bear skin rug with a single red rose between his nalgas. He went on to say, ““if it were a really classy…I wouldn’t do Playgirl…in the future, done right.” I’m thinking Sanjaya would like to pull a HoHan and recreate Marilyn Monroe’s famous nude shoot. That’s what he has in mind and he would Sanjaya the fuck out of that shit!

Sanjaya also denied that he likes a warm pair of skin nuts in his mouth every now and again. He told Howard that he loves the snatch and handed over his v-card when he was 16. He even has a girlfriend now and they do sexy times ALL the time. I bet that shit is pretty good for Sanjaya. His girlfriend’s vagina lips laughing at his peen probably creates an extra vibration.

And now you might want to get a long skewer to poke out the images your brain will create after this next shit. Howard asked Sanjaya how big his peenjaya was. Howard is cute. He believes he actually has one of those! But seriously, Sanjaya said the last time he measured it was when he was 13. It was 6 inches then. That’s your cue to put the skewer in!

Here’s the future Playboy Playmate of 2010 leaving Good Morning America today looking like a wet El DeBarge on the bad shit.

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