The Empress Of Lucite Is Still Magic

January 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Last August, many of you were mystified by Shauna Sand’s power to walk on sand in her exquisite lucite heels. HA! Sand is no match for Sand! Just look at the way the little grains of sand jump out of the way when the Empress of Lucite makes her way through. She’s like Moses parting the Red Sea (and don’t think of periods, because she doesn’t get those). Well, if Moses was an elegant and fragile lucite flower with golden hair.

Here is the most naturally beautiful woman in the world floating like the precious angel she is on the beach in Miami today with her dude. Shauna needs to click her exquisite lucite heels together and bring her dude’s hair out of 1981.

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