Mimi Won’t Sit With The Little People

January 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The “little people” I’m talking about included Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys, Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi. Among others. Mimimimimimi was given a seat at the inauguration in the VIP section with a bunch of other celebrities. This was not good enough for the unicornie princess. She wanted to sit on Obama’s lap, basically.

Some source told Page Six, “Somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”

They got it wrong. She fluttered off on her butterfly-winged vagina when Queen Chichis came out wearing the hat of hope. Mimi went off to order her own. But Mimi had hers done up in baby pink and instead of a big ass bow, hers has butterfly wings encrusted with shiny Hello Kitty heads. And she’s done the right thing. If you’re an American, it’s your duty to make and wear your own low budget version of this shit.

Tags: Dumbasses, Mariah Carey, Uncomfortable, Yeah Okay

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