Dear Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father

January 23, 2009 / Posted by:

What in the tranny black bear hell is that shit on Pete Wentz’s feet? Was the “I’m An Asshole” store having clearance a sale? And by the “I’m An Asshole” store, I mean Ashlee Simpson’s closet.

We should fast track BMw Baby’s emancipation papers, because this shit right here is a form of child abuse. I mean, Pete is Mimi on the bottom and a bag of dildos on top. It’s sad that there’s a faaaaaabulous Wookie somewhere with cold ass feet.

And don’t even say he’s gay for wearing this fuckery. I know you’re seriously thinking it and just erase that thought away. Being gay and being a famewhoring dick bag are two very different things. I don’t know one singular homo who would dirty their fancy little feet with this shit. Well, maybe just Gay Al Reynolds, but he would only rock this shit in the comfort of a circuit party.

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