Oriental Trading Company is truly the finest catalog in the universe – Urlesque
George Clooney scrubs back into the ER – Popsugar
Katie Price’s bodyguard tries to cop a feel. He should just grope a Tupperware bowl. It’s the same thing – Hollywood Tuna
When McSteamy breaks his peen, everyone runs to Google – Towleroad
Alessandra Ambrosio is superhuman. Didn’t she just have a baby like ten seconds ago? – Egotastic!
Those jeans are almost as fug as her face – Hollywood Rag
BEAUTIFUL – Cityrag
Why does Clive Owen look like my skeezy drunk uncle who always gets handsy with waitresses? – Just Jared
Cheetoella! – Lainey Gossip
Kim Kardashian’s driver forgets about her (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
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