Afternoon Crumbs

January 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Oriental Trading Company is truly the finest catalog in the universe – Urlesque

George Clooney scrubs back into the ER – Popsugar

Katie Price’s bodyguard tries to cop a feel. He should just grope a Tupperware bowl. It’s the same thing – Hollywood Tuna

When McSteamy breaks his peen, everyone runs to Google – Towleroad

Alessandra Ambrosio is superhuman. Didn’t she just have a baby like ten seconds ago? – Egotastic!

Those jeans are almost as fug as her face – Hollywood Rag

BEAUTIFUL – Cityrag

Why does Clive Owen look like my skeezy drunk uncle who always gets handsy with waitresses? – Just Jared

Cheetoella! – Lainey Gossip

Kim Kardashian’s driver forgets about her (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

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