33-year-old Shelley Price of England needs to bend over and give her nalgas a nice rub to prepare it for the giant “NASTY CUNT OF THE CENTURY” tattoo I’m about to give her. The reason? She ran off to the Daily Mail to tell them that she doesn’t love 11-year-old daughter Catherine and she never has.
Okay, a baby has never popped out of my no-no (not that I know of anyway), but I’m sure that if one did and I didn’t feel love for it, I wouldn’t proclaim it to a damn newspaper. And I surely wouldn’t pose with the poor unloved baby in said newspaper. Hasn’t this evil witch heard of Post Secret? Yeah, but then she wouldn’t get the attention she truly loves. Seriously, she doesn’t love her daughter because she’s too busy loving attention.
Anyway, let’s hear what this bitch has to say for herself: “I know what people will think. Everyone will hate me. I’m the woman who doesn’t like her own child. But I’m speaking out because I’m convinced I’m not alone. I hate myself for the way I feel, but whatever it is that makes a mum want to hug and kiss her child, I have not felt it. Catherine has always felt like someone else’s daughter. When the midwives put Catherine into my arms, I felt nothing at all. She didn’t feel like my own flesh and blood. She felt dirty.”
At first, Shelley thought she just wasn’t the motherly-type, so the genius decided to give it another go and gave birth to another daughter with a different dude two years ago. Shelley loves the new one, but still doesn’t feel anything for Catherine. “I’m a loving person. It was a relief to feel emotional about Poppy (her second daughter) from the moment she was born.”
After looking at Catherine in the picture above, it’s clear that the feeling is mutual. She’s got those “get your nasty hands off of me, you bitch” eyes. And is it just me or does Catherine looks like Dakota Fanning meets Village of the Damned? That dumb bitch Shelley better sleep with two eyes open from now on…