KK Needs To Read The Sign

January 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Too bad there wasn’t another sign behind her that read: “Take the stick out of your ass!

Everyone’s least favorite grouch puss shuffled along in London yesterday probably muttering to herself about how much her life sucks or complaining about how ugly the sidewalk looks. Keira Knightley will always find something to moan about. When one pap started taking her picture, she texted some bitch about how fucking miserable she was. Sad faces for KK. And the pap zoomed in on that text. HA. She called him a dickhead. BURN! That’s funny because with that hood on, she’s the one that looks like one big penis. A really depressed penis.

I’m surprised the text didn’t read: “pappies stealing my souuuuuul.”

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