That’s what I’m told anyway. I don’t know. It sort of looks like it used to have a head. I can picture it running through the fields trying to catch little woodland creatures or some shit. But Posh claims it’s fraudulent fur. Maybe she’s lie-telling because she doesn’t want to get flour bombed by Peta. If Peta ever decides to drop a flour load on her, they should add some eggs, a few slices of salami, a block of cheese and some yeast, so the bitch can make a damn sandwich to eat.
And when you’re able to crawl into a purse and do a handstand in the middle of it, that shit is probably too big for you to carry.
Here’s Posh arriving at the airport in Milan today. Oh, I get it. Even Posh is feeling the recession. The bitch gets into that mega bag and travels in cargo. So thrifty!