Douche In A Bag (AKA Douchebag)

January 22, 2009 / Posted by:

You know, I’m always on the fence on whether or not I’d let Shia LaDouche tip it or go nuts deep. If he wore that paper bag, I’d let him hit that shit until one of us passed out or barfed (it happens). And that plastic bag over his wrist cast just confirms to me that he isn’t above using a Dollar Tree plastic baggie and rubber band if he doesn’t have a condom handy.

Shia and a big-tittied friend walked the streets of Glendale, CA today in matching paper bag masks and plastic bag gloves to “disguise” themselves from the pappies. Oh, Shia. Why so smarty? But seriously, this made me like him a little bit. Just a little. For a quick second. And I hope that when he’s done with that bag, he’ll pass it over to the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps.

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