But Who’s Going To Take Care Of Her Shiba Inu Puppy?

Kelly Osbourne is giving this rehab shit another go since I guess it didn’t stick the first time. These things happen. The Shiba Inu 6 break up, so you drown your sorrows in some of the bad shit. Then you wake up in the gutter with chapped nipples and a leaky ass. I’m not speaking from experience or anything….

Sharon Osbourne says Kelly is indeed in rehab! She confirmed it to RadarOnline: “Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it. We just pray that everything’s going to be okay. This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice.”

Sharon said the whole family has been busy lately working on their variety show (NOT ANOTHER VARIETY SHOW!!!) for Fox. Sharon kept her mouth shut on what Kelly’s poison is. She said Kelly will tell us all herself when she busts out of the tank. Star Magazine claims Kelly’s at Hazelden in Oregon.

Okay, back to that variety show shit. That’s what drove Kelly to jump off the wagon with both hands waving in the air! We may all need rehab after watching it. But seriously, I hope Kelly’s Shiba Inu puppy is okay after going through all of this shit. Sharon should set up a webcam for it, so I can care for it. I have experience being a mother to Shiba Inu puppies. Hundreds of hours of experience. If Sharon needs a resume, I can show her my Firefox history from November through December.