Brad Pitt’s Hot Dog Stand Is Open For Business

January 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Bradley Pitt was posing at some photo call in France for THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON’S shit with his crotch door open and his Willy Pitt ready to party. It’s Benjamin’s button!

Anything to distract from that horizontal landing strip below his nose is fine by me. Besides, Brad probably did it on purpose. He was giving his wang a little air since it was traumatized earlier in the day after St. Angie’s peen-eating vagina tried to bite its head off again. It never gets used to that.

By the way, if you see a bitch with their fly open, just tell their asses straight up! A while ago, some dude kept asking me, “Can I see your hot dog vendor permit?” After ten million “HUHs,” I figured he was asking for a blow job on the down low. Just as I was getting on my knees, he told me my fly was open. Dumb bitch!

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