Has Satan been playing matchmaker again, because FoxNews’ Pop Tarts says the walking wig cemetary known as Kim Zolciak and the skeeze of all skeezes Joe Francis are “dating.” Do you hear that? I think it’s the sound of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse galloping towards us. Or maybe it’s just my stomach dry heaving.
Kim and her new Big Papa apparently were spotted “getting cozy” at Sundance (aka FUGDANCE) this past weekend. They also shared a house together with some other hos.
Nothing pretty can come out of this union. Nothing. There is not a pill out there strong enough to help me deal with seeing Kim lift her shirt up and flash her microwaved plasti-tits in the next Girls Gone Wild video. They will have to change the title to Delusional Hags Gone Wild.
But maybe douchebag Joe has something else planned. Maybe he will finally solve the mystery as to what’s under Kim’s back alley wig by getting her to rip it off in Wigs Gone Wild! I think DeShawn Snow is the only one that has seen what’s hiding underneath there. That’s why she can’t unclench her fucking jaw. She’s been traumatized!
There’s a tightrope…..and I may need to throw myself off of it if Kim and Joe really are bumping baginas.