Who Knew?

January 21, 2009 / Posted by:

I was so caught up with that “What will Michelle Obama wear?” shit that I totally forgot about lil’ Jill Biden. Seriously, I had to think for a few minutes as to who she is when they announced her name last night. And then she came out wearing a bright red strapless dress. WHORE! No, she looked really hot. Got Dayum! She looked like she was ready for a catfight on a soap opera. I was waiting for Susan Lucci to come out and pull her hair. I absolutely fucking loved it. It could have used a few more sparkles, but besides that, it was perfect.

And Joe Biden’s plugs were looking good too. Why is that I really want him to sell me a vegetable chopper on an infomercial or some shit? I want to come home drunk at 3am, turn on the TV and watch a 45-minute infomercial featuring VP Biden hawking something or another while pointing and winking at me. He also seems the type that calls absolutely everyone “chief.” Hey chief!

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