After going through a security check at an airport in Berlin, Tommy Girl created an eyeball rolling wave by kissing his robobride in front of the pappies. I’m shocked that the security equipment didn’t burst into flames from the intense levels of fakery.
You can see the craziness swirling inside Tommy’s eyes just before he’s about to kiss a girl on the lips (ewwwwww). He’s using his hypnotic alien powers to help him imagine Katie’s mouth lips as David Beckham’s dirt star. Or maybe he’s picturing that pink gay bunny with an eyepatch that got thrown out of his premiere? Isn’t it heartbreaking that they can’t be together? Forbidden love!