The Bad Blow Job Club

When is some bitch going to put together The Bad Gays Club for TV, because that would be the dream shit. I mean, I would join The Bad Girls Club, but I don’t have a real working vagina. That is the gig to get. All you do is wake up and barf up the booze and jizz you drank from the previous night. Then you lay out by the pool with a Bud, slap one of your roommates in the face for calling you a racial slur and then you put on your favorite “jizzproof” outfit for a night of slut stuff. That’s all these whores do! It’s not like there’s a real purpose to the show. At least Charm School tries to un-skank the skanks, but this shit doesn’t even try. Best reality show to be on.

However, I do feel like they need some guidance if they want to be the best drunk sluts they can be. Take last night’s episode for instance. Amber M and the surfing instructor she met earlier in the day went out to get wasted with the other skeezers. After Amber told the dude she liked getting tossed, she took him in the bathroom to suck his dick. Yeah, your regular ho shit, but Amber didn’t complete the job! Her teeth got in the way. She admitted this to the world.

What pigeon-brained bitch admits to sucking at sucking?! An embarrassment to all sluts. They should evict her for that fact alone. That’s why they need some skilled whore to come in and teach them dick sucking 101.

And shortly after this shameful scene, Amber got into a slap fight with another bitch during the limo ride home. Just another day in a dumb slut’s life….