Question Of The Second!

January 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Star Magazine is asking the ten peso question: “Whereeeeee are the twin messiahs?!” I figured they were busy teaching the philosophies of Saint Angie Jo to orphans or maybe discovering the cure for cancer in their own holy butt nuggets. According to Star, the twins have been sickly. Silly, Star! God babie s don’t get sick!

A source said that Brad and St. Angie are keeping the twins away to protect their health. Some source said, “They haven’t been the healthiest babies. Angie is being neurotic with Knox and Viv. She won’t let anyone near them without sanitizing their hands and taking off their shoes. She’s really freaking out.”

I’m sure Angie makes everyone bathe in holy water before they get near her family. But that doesn’t mean the twinsies are sick. Now, I have some experience as a mother since I practically raised the Shiba Inu 6. Yes, I did it by webcam, but I still feel I played a vital part in raising them to become the responsible puppies they are today. No, I didn’t feed them or cuddle with them, but I was practically with them every second! And in my experience, babies sleep a lot. A FUCKING LOT. That’s all they do. They shit, eat, cry and sleep. They are like me with a hangover. So I know this is a silly thought, but maybe the twin gods are just being babies by sleeping in their cribs 22-hours a day? Yeah, craaaazy thought.

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